- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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