- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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