- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Tough crowd tonight...

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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