What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Tough crowd tonight...

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

burn baby burn your nanas burning

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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