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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Womens basketball

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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