- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

1+1=2

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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