Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Whats white? A fridge

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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