why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Your mums a potato

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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