- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

I like the color potato.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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