- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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