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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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