What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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