Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

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