- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Abortion

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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