What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

PICKLES

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

PENIS

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

squash squash who squash my ass

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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