- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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