69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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