How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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