Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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