A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call your mom? Mom

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

my gramma died

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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