- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Poop!!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

cats are pussies

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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