What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Leave. Now.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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