- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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