What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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No, Trinidad.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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9/11

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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