- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Robin get in the batmobile!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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