- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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