- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Women's Rights Movement

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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