whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Woman rights.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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SBB

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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