When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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