- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

what do you call a young man? a little boy

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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