What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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