- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

THE GAME

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

An Asian man fails a math test

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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