- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Its behind you like if you looked behind

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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