- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

cats are pussies

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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