A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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9/11

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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No, Trinidad.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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