- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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