What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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