- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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