- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

PICKLES

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

PENIS

squash squash who squash my ass

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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