What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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boo

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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