What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

It says so on your cap.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Laugh.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

im not food

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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