Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Adam Chebali has no life

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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