- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Robin get in the batmobile!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??