Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Tilt your screen back

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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