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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Women's Rights Movement

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Woman rights.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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