- Anti Joke

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

politically correct!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett