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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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