What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Urban ghettos

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What are annoying? Ads.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

The WNBA.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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