- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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