Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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