What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A woman wears a dress.

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Keanu Reaves

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Anti Joke

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