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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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